This is the Story of a Girl

ASK ME?!   Submit   I'm a redhead. Smart. Thoughtful. Creative. Smartassed and loud mouthed. I have an ego and I'm a dreamer. I'm stuck on the floor and I'm stuck in the clouds. I'm not depressed, more like manic. I sleep too much or too little. I am unbalanced. I am the way God made me.
I am a libertarian. A fighter for things I love. Kind. Harsh. Honest. A perfectionist. Ask me a question, I will answer.

The look on his face! LOL

He’s just like “You jelly?”

(via ralphkardashian)

— 2 hours ago with 3568 notes

This right next to me too. I’ll keep an eye out.

(Source: tvintheradio, via loveis-nonexistent)

— 2 hours ago with 3768 notes

teapayne:

Costco is a great place to go if you want an unnecessary amount of an unnecessary item

(via ralphkardashian)

— 3 hours ago with 122 notes

I’m going to be rude. I don’t filter my thoughts to spare feelings. I’m thinking what I’m thinking because that’s how I feel. I can be wrong. In fact, I promise that I’m wrong a lot of the time. I’ve never been silenced. Even as a tot, I was the one that told you that I didn’t like that. I don’t play games. I don’t beat around the bush. If I’m not comfortable, you’ll know. If I were a male, everyone would call me a “real man.” I’m a girl.

I avoid saying things like “I’m sorry.” When someone dies. Such a strange play on words, it’s not my fault. I care, I’m just generally not worried. You’ll make it through. And if it looks like you won’t, I’ll carry you. Because you’re not going out just like that.

The only manners I use are table manners and a thank you and please when it’s appropriate. Maybe not talking about sex with my grandma, but not because I want to spare her feelings. I want to spare my sanity.

I expect you, as my friend, to always be this honest with me. I want to know when you don’t like something. We’ll just stop talking about it. Just as I expect you not to take it personally, why would I?

I’m tired of people getting butt hurt over the stupidest things. Mention the black plague and somehow you’re an insensitive prick because 1/3 of the world died.

Get over your self righteous bullshit.

— 1 day ago

ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

and what do they eat? No human food for you!

(via dariemkova)

— 1 day ago with 15752 notes
I took a picture that makes me look like a porcelain doll. You can’t see my imperfections. Not even my freckles. Awesome.

I took a picture that makes me look like a porcelain doll. You can’t see my imperfections. Not even my freckles. Awesome.

— 1 day ago