This right next to me too. I’ll keep an eye out.
(Source: tvintheradio, via loveis-nonexistent)
Costco is a great place to go if you want an unnecessary amount of an unnecessary item
(via ralphkardashian)
I’m going to be rude. I don’t filter my thoughts to spare feelings. I’m thinking what I’m thinking because that’s how I feel. I can be wrong. In fact, I promise that I’m wrong a lot of the time. I’ve never been silenced. Even as a tot, I was the one that told you that I didn’t like that. I don’t play games. I don’t beat around the bush. If I’m not comfortable, you’ll know. If I were a male, everyone would call me a “real man.” I’m a girl.
I avoid saying things like “I’m sorry.” When someone dies. Such a strange play on words, it’s not my fault. I care, I’m just generally not worried. You’ll make it through. And if it looks like you won’t, I’ll carry you. Because you’re not going out just like that.
The only manners I use are table manners and a thank you and please when it’s appropriate. Maybe not talking about sex with my grandma, but not because I want to spare her feelings. I want to spare my sanity.
I expect you, as my friend, to always be this honest with me. I want to know when you don’t like something. We’ll just stop talking about it. Just as I expect you not to take it personally, why would I?
I’m tired of people getting butt hurt over the stupidest things. Mention the black plague and somehow you’re an insensitive prick because 1/3 of the world died.
Get over your self righteous bullshit.
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
and what do they eat? No human food for you!
(via dariemkova)